to all media:
   hello... if you wish to contact us for your cute little skyway bridge article or interview, don't bother, we refuse to participate. please do not attempt to lure us into yet another ambush story. we know your end game and choose to tap-out beforehand.

our official statement:
   "the operators of decline to be interviewed. our position is a direct response to fake news reporting and typical lying in the past. thanks, but no thanks."

   seriously, do not ask.

• wish to contact someone through this website? give it a shot.
• please continue to use our stats and information without giving us credit. it's just how you roll and we have no shits to give.