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10.02.24, Mouad, Casablanca morocco, I'm depressed I'm gonna jump off a building

09.28.24, Ramiro G., Houston, Texas, regarding: Their Suicide Attempt, He had attempted it all the time and he also attempt it at this bridge he is in a mental institution now and will be there until further notice

09.11.24, esther, I'm going to kill myself, I love my mother, being in Brazil, I was raped and I can't live anymore. bye everyone

08.17.24, Imfake, Philippines, regarding: Phonk, When will good phonk come back?

08.04.24, anon, New York City, Mr groom jumped on November 18th 2024. Mr groom jumped because he worked at a school where the kids where super bad and always made fun of his name for it being “Mr groom” because groom kinda stand for a groomer. Then one of his students didn’t like him so they accused Mr groom of grooming a minor. He went to jail for 3 years after he got of jail he went to a highbridge and jumped off.

07.30.24, Jimson, California, I want to Kill myself because I got 300+ Hours a month in work My wife hates me even my mother Just Leave me

07.23.24, Elena, Lithuania, I knew a suicidal person named Elena from Lithuania. Please, tell me she's still alive. If not, i'd like to know.

05.11.24, R3M3MB3R M3, I have been suicidal for over 5 years. I thinking deep on ending my own life. I have no idea what will happen after I die. Im scared. I dont want to die but I can't live like this anymore. I felt like an outsider ever since the accident. To who ever is reading this I may not have long left. I might kill someone. Il fucking cut there throat. Need to finish (here's a better idea. take yourself out, without harming anyone else. clearly that's the correct path to take. let us know when you succeed.~)

02.29.24, Name, Skyway, i will going if i get cancer because looking so good 4 place when need to going pass away

01.11.24, King, Suhshumetha, regarding: Sex, I want sex (real kings get sex by default. you, sir, are no king.)

12.22.23, John.K., Afganistan, New york, Russia, (12.22.69, 3:69am, female, hit rocks, died, body not yet found), message: he jumped of the skibidi rizz toilet gyatt crizmaz building. In 3:69 am. The skibidi police never found him becuz he just of the buliding on a invisible boat that teleported him into ohio. Now i cant even find him myself. I know the information becuz hes my online friend. All i know is that i ate him. Then my real friend pooped him and then he ate my friend. Then i shot him on his pp. And he fell in da toilet. and i flushed him. Im so cool. Police will never find me haahhahha. You stupid site cant know where i am. Ur to dumb to know wher i am from. Ur so dumb your mama left u

12.16.23, Brian F., Sydney, Australia, regarding: Suiside, This is Brian's Mother, im sorry that you lost a friend today

11.14.23, princess obby, California, regarding: Kulot buhok may beaces naka iphone 11 ang school bag jansport with tropical 5't

11.11.23, Jeramy, Oh my goodness! Increible article dude!Many thanks, However I am ggoing through issues with your RSS. I don'tknow why I can't subscribe to it. Is there anyone else having idetical RSS issues? Anyone that knows the answer can you kindly respond? Thanx!! (we offer no rss feed, which may be why you can't subscribe to it. for updates to our site, check the what's new on old skywaybridge.com pages page.)

04.26.23, me, regarding: John Pork 4;30 AM April 1, 2023, message: Breaking News in Arizona. An influencer by the name of John Pork has been recently found dead in the Colorado River within the skyway bridge at 4:30AM on April 1st. Police have concluded that the cause of death was suicidal. This comes as a massive shock to many of Pork's fans and family members. If only somebody answered his call. May he rest in peace.

03.23.23, martin, ohio, regarding: death, I wanted too jump off this bridge because, I have porn addiction and want to suck some balls. I am planning to jump off on the 23 of march 2023 at 8:00 am local time. goodbye. (message came in at 07:57am, 3 minutes before martin's planned skyway jump from ohio.)

03.10.23, Marissa, Buffalo, regarding: Marissa, She should kill herself. (care to elaborate?)

01.23.23, Dildo DADDY, regarding: Ciucu S., He jumped because his girlfriend Simona N. dumped him because he didn't recived feet pics

12.04.22, Ronaldlek, Russia, Hi, I wanted to know your price. (depends on what you want me to do. pick you up a gallon of milk? help hide a body? you need to be more specific.)

11.22.22, jane b., NY, regarding: ima jump, im sorry goodbye

11.15.22, 2:42am, anon, jumper on 11.15.22 at 3:41pm, male, hit water, died. I was just passing by the bridge the car i was on was 40 mph when i saw him jumped I didnt see the rest but I just saw water splash. (not only did you see this jump in the future, you saw water splash, which is impossible from a car you are in, at jumper points on the bridge, but thanks for playing.)

10.31.22, Eva Maria, Here is what I (Eva Maria, Artist-Medium), propose: I will draw your soul mate and offer you a free clairvoyance of your near future, and of your opportunities of meetings. https://***.com/EvaMaria-Psychics
I want to accompany you on the path that will change your life, the one on which I accompany everyday men and women who want to find their soulmate and happiness in their life. I will do it for you, in a very personal and confidential way
WARNING: It is very possible that you will feel strong emotions when you discover the content of what I am going to give you.
Eva Maria, Artist-Medium (if you were any good at clairvoyance, you would already know there's not a chance of us asking for your clairvoyance nonsense. you would see our brightly glowing blue 'phony conwoman' repellant aura.)

09.30.22, Harold Ramsbotham, email: hacker@***sixty.com, message: Your Site Has Been Hacked (no, it hasn't.)
PLEASE FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO SOMEONE IN YOUR COMPANY WHO IS ALLOWED TO MAKE IMPORTANT DECISIONS! (i made the important decision to ignore your worthless threats.)
We have hacked your website https://skywaybridge.com and extracted your databases.
How did this happen? (it didn't. you have nothing but databasic fear tactics. go pound sand.)
Our team has found a vulnerability within your site that we were able to exploit. After finding the vulnerability we were able to get your database credentials and extract your entire database and move the information to an offshore server. (oh no! not the entire database! what will we do! what will we do!~)
What does this mean? (it means you collected jack shit and therefor have nothing to exploit.)
We will systematically go through a series of steps of totally damaging your reputation. (too late, we beat you to it!) First your database will be leaked or sold to the highest bidder which they will use with whatever their intentions are. Next if there are e-mails found (there aren't.) they will be e-mailed that their information has been sold or leaked and your https://skywaybridge.com was at fault thusly damaging your reputation and having angry customers/associates with whatever angry customers/associates do. (you mean all the non-existent email addresses we have never had within our easily hackable database?) Lastly any links that you have indexed in the search engines will be de-indexed based off of blackhat techniques that we used in the past to de-index our targets. (again, too late. we have been scrubbed off most search engines for some time now. what else you gots?)
How do I stop this? (no no, just do it. do it now. we have no intention of trying to stop you. go for it! hurry!)
We are willing to refrain from destroying your site s reputation for a small fee. The current fee is $2500 in bitcoins (BTC). (not even for a lesser fee of $0.025 BTC.)
Please send the bitcoin to the following Bitcoin address (Copy and paste as it is case sensitive): 3LKf6NW*cmDu6WksjW9SC2jauu
Once you have paid we will automatically get informed that it was your payment. Please note that you have to make payment within 7 days after receiving this e-mail or the database leak, e-mails dispatched, and de-index of your site WILL start! (hurry! do not wait the 7 days! shut your hole and do it now!)
How do I get Bitcoins? (we'd probably get them legitimately, not by scaring people into handing them over to some soyboy incel hacker asshole.)
You can easily buy bitcoins via several websites or even offline from a Bitcoin-ATM.
What if I don t pay? (we won't.)
If you decide not to pay, we will start the attack at the indicated date and uphold it until you do, there s no counter measure to this, you will only end up wasting more money trying to find a solution. We will completely destroy your reputation amongst google and your customers. (i have popcorn, let the show begin.)
This is not a hoax, (yes it is.) do not reply to this email, don t try to reason or negotiate, we will not read any replies. (you used a fake email address. we replied: "please give it your best shot, dipshit". sadly, our email was returned, 'no such retarded hacker', so go ahead and immediately implement your pussy plan.)
Once you have paid we will stop what we were doing and you will never hear from us again! (we will never hear from you again, regardless. you have moved on to trolling other websites with your fake extortion bullshit, in the hopes of getting panicked payouts. you are a pathetic excuse of a tiny dicked man and should immediately make your parents proud, by jumping in front of a train and becoming a long slimy grease stain.)
Please note that Bitcoin is anonymous and no one will find out that you have complied. (no one will find out we didn't comply either, unless they just read all of this.)
update: as of today, crickets from blowhard hackerfail.
continuing hacktivism: proof that you can ignore these douchenozzles.

08.11.22, Shirzad my reao name, tehran, Iran, Ugly and no freind

07.12.22, Fake, location: where you is be at? (use english), reply? dead, hardy har har., wordy? Okay I'll get mouthy. I was gonna use this bridge and i couldn't believe how many people encouraged me to do so. Fuck you. -Skyway Diver. (we concur with those many people.)

07.12.22, Bruce M L., Planet Earth, You should seek therapy. I’ve reported you to your local authorities. You’re going to kill a bunch of people. I’m from the future. (oh no! not the local authorities! they'll do nothing!)

06.29.22, kifdjkk, canada insert scream emoji, woah, yall this shit is GNARLY!!!!!

06.03.22, Kale N., Kuwait, regarding: my dad, he jumped from the bridge and shit :/ (it's been said that is the last thing you do upon death.)

05.02.22, Koonashy, Other planet (called Polus), Hello, I‘m Koonashy from Polus! (all hail Koonashy!)

05.02.22, george floyd, location: george floyd land, email: georgefloyd@.com, webaddress: georgefloyd.com, george floyd memorial bridge, george floyds ghost told me (George Floyd, 2 years drug free!)

02.26.22, Dustin G., PLEASE get your cat out of my driveway it is terrifying my children. (perhaps maybe stop raising little pussy children.)

02.10.22, Kaylene C., I called you 2 times. WHy didn't you pick up? I'm horny.. Please call me. I'm online. You can chat with me by clicking this link. https://sexlovers.*** (no thanks, i'm still itching from the last time.)

some time in 2022, SpaceyWay, reddit.com/pastlives, i died in 2004 from a suicide jump off the skyway bridge.
hey! i decided to finally share my story that i’ve never really opened up about. i’m F14 and i was born in 2008. but before then i committed suicide off the sunshine skyway bridge in florida.
i remember it like it was yesterday. i don’t remember who i was. but from my hands, height and other features i seemed to be a male, 17-30. i never looked down but when i did i had jeans on and a hoodie. i remember driving to the middle of the bridge, or just near the middle, and i stood up on the ledge. it was dark by now. i didn’t look down at the water. i turned around, closed my eyes and fell backwards. as soon as i hit the water all memories hit a dead end, which is probably where i died. i’ve had this memory for a long as i can remember. i told the story to my mother once when i was around 4-6 but she thought it was just a random dream, even though i’ve never heard of suicide or the skyway bridge (i live in south carolina). i only watched cartoon shows and went on youtube to look at some other stuff from time to time, but never came across anything similar. around a year ago, i found out about skywaybridge.com which records almost every and all suicide attempts, deaths etc. since 1954. i looked all throughout the forums, before i did, i never knew i died in 2004, but i knew i died between 2000-2007 due to how everything looked. i came across Derek Helsley (M25). here’s a copy and paste
01.27.04: jumper, 8:49pm, male, no hotline phones, hit water, died, body found 2 days later Derek Helsley, 25
this might be a stretch, but this is the closest to what could’ve been me. all the other ones i’ve looked through doesn’t seem to match my description of my memory. but, if anyone has any info on who i was, all help is appreciated!
sorry if this isn’t the best, i’m not the best at describing. (the resulting commentation is as expected.)

10.26.21, Tova, America, regarding: Dogs, message: I love dogs (it is no concern of ours, what goes on between two consenting mammals, in the privacy of their bedroom, with a jar of peanut butter.)

10.07.21, Marina E., email: hornyshriya98@***.com, Horny Shriya sent you 2 pics yesterday and waiting for your reply. She is horny, come quick. click here to chat with her. (we're still waiting for her 2 pics!)

10.03.21, Linda, New Jersey, (09.29.21, male), We were there inside the restaurant waiting for a table near the window when we heard screaming. People inside the restaurant saw the guy jump. We spoke to someone on the skyway and they said it was a kid with his family, he made the sign of the cross and jumped over. RIP (which restaurant was it? did they have any good specials?)

09.17.21, Nadia, Alburqurque, N. M., smack my ass like a drum (sure, mark a spot!)

09.09.21, Elina, Iran, regarding: Fuck, I hait a world, I hait my born day, I hait my parants (hait is such a harsh non-word.)

06.12.21, meatball sub, regarding: meatball subs, we want to raise awareness for the meatball sub community (we're in! let us know how we can help. )

06.08.21, mmfm, egypt, regarding: simon, he went to Florida for a new job that he dreamed of then someone told his boss that he was drinking and don't to look after his job so his boss fired him so he decided to suicide after his girlfriend left him so he went to skyway bridge after he had heard about the prople who sucide here

05.27.21, unkown, Tampan Bay, St. Petersburg, Terra Ceia, regarding: 05.28.21, Its my first time on this website, i was trying to lose weight and run across the bridge but when i saw a man in the middle of the bridge trying to suicde. i freaked out and tried to calm him down, he got upset and didnt jump. I forgot to asked his name

05.19.21, joseph c., georgia, i hate myself have nothing for life anymore my favorite thing in life was learning about ted bundy he was my idel (pretty sure ted could fabricate a more cogent sentence still today.)

05.12.21, Brahams, i think police should close this bridge beacause i jumped over it in 1971 they taked me to the hospital but i died next day in 8/4/1971 but i really liked that jump you can also jump and try you gonna feel like you are superman i dont know if is really whe are in 2021 the web put 2021 if dont know iam using windows xp thi gonna be the last message for me in the world you cant see me another time if you wanna say to the police about this message say ilike police man i jumped over the bride with a police man i want all of you to jump too this is agood feel but wait iam unknown i dont have name (punctuation allows people to take a breath as they read your nonsense.)

04.06.21, Kill me, Kill me, Kill me, Kill me, Kill, 1:33am

03.02.21, jon a., im an the uuuuuh in the uuuuh michigin. i dont want no reply f u. regarding: idk man im bored wtf is this website. message: shove a lasagna up my arse (go downtown and you will find people that can satisfy your request. ask for marty. it will run you around $75, bring your own lasagna, a big spoon, and don't forget to tip. don't ask me how i know.)

01.19.21, chat window, 1:48am, hi • im looking to commit suicide • jokes bye have a lovely day pooping on a horse man im so proud of you for being a big pile of poop man so so so so so so so so so so proud im not suicidal anymore thx for the help (what grade are you in? my guess is 5th.)

12.31.20, jessica s., Canada, regarding: john hellen 12.3.2020, he was my neighbor he jumped inside a drain luckily he survived but as soon as he got up from 4day coma he stilt his nurses throat and went and dived into a nearby pond resulting a permeant damage in his brain lesson from his story is to DIE PROPERLY.

06.01.20, Gazi A., facebook, I feel so joyful today because of the help Dr Abbas has rendered to me for getting my wife back with his spell.l have been married for 1 years and it has been so terrible because my wife was cheating on me and was seeking for a divorce.but when I came across Dr Abbas on the internet posted by a lady ,I decided to get in touch with him and I explained my situation to him and then seek his help but to my greatest surprise told me what to help me with ,that there is no problem without solution.here I am now celebrating because my wife is back home and am really enjoying my marriage,what a great celebration.i will keep on celebrating on internet because Dr Abbas is truly a real spell caster.why not contact him now if you are facing such problem as mine.he is also specialized on the following
1 HIV/AIDS cure
2, pregnancy spell
3fibroid cure
4,cancer cure
5brain disease cure
6financial spell
Contact this great man if u have any problem for a lasting solution. Call Dr or what's app him on +*** (can dr. abbas put a spell on dementia riddled president joe? i'm asking for a nation.)

01.31.19, lauren b., i tried to jump off the bridge but the watchers stopped me. i did it at midnight with a knife in hand in case somehow i survived and could end in the water, but they stopped me. i dont need help. im perfectly fine i just want to see if the watchers will take me in beyond the grave, i just want to see... i will soon enough. and so will you. (we find your story compelling and want to know more. who/what are these "watchers" you speak of? how did they stop you? why would they stop you? is there any way to learn more about them, without succumbing to death?)

10.24.17, RONALD T., Bortlitt, regarding: A nigga dead So i was like at this bridge righht?? And like this nigga in a fuckin hoodie like just like like fucking like fuckin just fuckin like di it and he like straight up like fuckin jumped n shit and like itr was like lowkey kinda chillin dude like like dude like you dont really like expect to see some shit like that like he is like fuckin dead and like thats pretty like spooky. (like so like fuckin like racist like.)

09.07.17, titties, fuck off, Go fucking die you little whore. 9/11 was fake the buidling blew up before the FUCKING PLANE HIT YOU RETARD (the plane hit you retard?)

08.13.17, mighty, hi i want to finish my fucker life. send me video how to finish my life

08.08.17, Katie L., Clearwater, Florida, regarding: 7/3/17, For a Fourth of July gift I took my father shark fishing, it was about 11:30 at night. There was a girl who was standing at the top of the bridge just looking at the water, she seemed suspicious. My father walked up and asked her if she was ok, she said she was fine so my father said ok and walked away when we looked away to get our fishing poles out of the trunk she jumped we heard screaming and ran over to the bridge after that we just went home and cried Dad feels guilty he didn't save her before but he understands now it wasn't his fault (at the top of the bridge getting out the fishing poles? he walked up the bridge to talk to her? ran over to the bridge?)

07.09.16, yo mama, Pittsburgh, PA., (2015, couple, hit water, died), There was a green car. A man and woman who looked about 20 years old got out of their car. The man said quietly to his wife "I know have our thoughts 6 feet underground, but this is worth it." They held hands, said together before jumping, "This is for our sins." Then they jumped.

02.21.16, Emily, Minnesota, (11.09.08, male, hit rocks, died), regarding: The bridge in downtown Minneapolis, I just learned from my mom that he (he is my uncle) had post traumatic stress disorder from when he was in the war. He took meds but he had thoughts again and the nurse or whoever he talked on the phone with said that he is just gonna have to wait until his next doctor appointment and talk to the doctor about it so then a couple days later he jumped off if a bridge.

12.04.15, Erynne, Florida, (06.15.15, 9:30pm, male, hit water, died, body found), He was at a party, and he jokingly said that he was gonna jump off the Skyway bridge, but all his friends said he wouldn't so to prove them wrong he drove to the Skyway bridge and we haven't seen him sense. Well until June 17th when they recovered his body. They didn't contact any authorities because they didn't want any cops involved. The friends that said he wouldn't jump are the one's who found him when they got worried after not hearing from him or seeing him two days later.

12.01.15, Kelly K., sarasota, fl., this is not a picture or record of a jumper. This was a severe motorcycle and the man sitting on the side of the road in this picture is the man who is responsible for the accident. I was the victim on the motorcycle and myself and the driver of the motorcycle were rearended by that man who was driving at least 100 mph. (this was sent without a picture.)

10.12.15, Pink Guy, from: Frank's Apartment, regarding: Noise Complaints. Filthy Frank is the embodiment of everything a person should not be. He is anti-PC, anti-social, and anti-couth. He behaves and reacts excessively to everything expressly to highlight the ridiculousness of racism, misogyny, legalism, injustice, ignorance and other social blights. He also sets an example to show how easy it is in the social media for any zany material to gain traction/followings by simply sharing unsavoury opinions and joking about topics many find offensive.Yes, there is no denying that the show is terribly offensive, but this terrible offensiveness is a deliberate and unapologetic parody of the whole social media machine and a reflection of the human microcosm that that social media is. Filthy Frank is not racist because when he makes jokes he's not mocking any race but rather the institution of racism itself. He is able to joke about race because he is clearly comfortable discussing and addressing the racial stereotypes which exist and deserve to be made fun of. (sorry, but you obviously have us confused with imdb. we get that a lot.)

09.22.06, Jessica, Daytona Beach, FL., OMG... another jumper! and here i am way up here on the other side of fla... u guys have all the fun.. with ur stipid little bridge.. and all the jumpers.. well... I DONT CARE! HMPH *pouting* u know what? over here in daytona we have old biker women with their asses hangin out and their titts hangin to the ground! so there! thats enough to kill anybody! a slow death.. u drank too much... u see a hot girl.. wearing skimpy clothes... u go back to her place... and next thing u know u wake up with a grinning granny!.. so u jump out the hotel window... and land in the pool... getting scared you try to dround urself.. but the fucken life guard saves you.. yuou run! but they are EVERYWHERE!!! U RUN ACROSS THE STREET INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.. A SEMI TRUCK PLOWS INTO YOU.. at 5 miles per hour.. dammit!!! u get rushed to the hospital... a broken finger... on the way to the hospital the ambulance flipps! YES!!! .NO... fuck! god fucken dammit!!! another ambulance comes.. ur on your way to the hospital... u pass out.. when you wake up.. u think.. its all a dream...u smile! and then... there she is!!! GRANNY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shes walking toward you... u quickly unhook ur IV and force the air into ur veins.. then you slowly slip away...you open you eyes.. its so bright and white... you did it.. u smile... its all over... then you hear a voice... calling your name .. you hear.. (input ur name here)... its time... (your name again).. you have a visitor... then you realize.. padded walls.. but..she cant get to u in here... wait.. she said i had a visitor? No ... NOOO.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! you ram ur head into the wall.. shit!! shes coming!.. they pull u out of your room... you break free and begin to run at the guards... they pull a gun.. BANG.. ur DEAD... but the person who was visiting you? that was Grannys son.. Granny passed away weeks ago.. and left half of her estate to ... (input ur name here)...
wow.. that was a loooong story.. lol.. can u tell i cant get on the computer much? so i go on and on and on.. like.. the energizer bitch! lol.. ok this should be good until next month;-) (so many words to not bother reading.)
 
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