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the $15,600,000 disco lights

   we had nothing to do with the lights. we do not control them. we do not know when they come on or go off. we do not choose the colors, themes, or sequences. we have no idea where to best view them from shore. if they are malfunctioning, we assume that at some point, an expensive disco light repair team will jump into action, at additional cost. we have absolutely zero input as to the function of the lights.
   if we had a say, we would have never approved of such a large sum to be spent on bridge disco lights. they sure are pretty, but we really do not care about them at all.
   you can contact the florida department of transportation with your questions, requests, and concerns. good luck.
 
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