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nonsensical skyway imagery.

if you are easily triggered, you should go elsewhere.
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please do not feed the sky rats.       this is the "jumper viewing deck", located on the cruise ship "USS Belly Flop". food, drink, and adult beverages are served. gift shop with souvenir jumper t-shirts, cigars, postcards, and binocular rental are available, as are those number signs used to grade the diving events at the olympics. use them to grade bridge jumper's style and splash quotient.   
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free park 'n jump.
   look at all the ample parking available at the top. no parking meters, but short time limits. be sure to set your parking brake, leave the keys in the car, and don't lock the doors. leaving a note would be nice. signing the title over to us would be nicer. thank you.
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   september 2006: the home for jumper survivors. located almost under the bridge, jumper survivors can swim on over and get a nice hot cup of "what the hell were you thinking?".
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water • rocks • boat
   have a weak stomach? do not view this picture of a jumper, with his insides now outsides, ready to be scraped up with a spatula. see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders. oh no!
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thanks, jess. friends from a previous facebook page.

soon after their tragic tandem lover's jump, the ghosts of jess and suziq are periodically seen tormenting the frightened drivers on the skyway bridge.
   here we see a chance photo, taken from a row boat, of the two terrifying female demon spirits, as they harass the boat's passengers below.
   although loud and obnoxious, they appear to have no harmful powers and can only summon horrific shrieks and moans, much like when they were alive. fear not, brave drivers on the skyway, these two lost phantom devil apparitions will not harm you as you pass, but will merely annoy the crap out of you, much like when they were alive.
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Sean T. B.
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a cappella skyway driving.
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should of seen the one that got away.
unretouched photos.

should of seen the one that got away.
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order yours today • and • and
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duct tape
for the really big skyway repairs.
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